It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.

Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget that God/the universe is determined to kill you by whatever means necessary.

I believe that the laws of karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

We have all been given a gift with 'The Big Bang Theory,' a show that's not only based in the scientific community, but also enthusiastically supported by that same community - this is our opportunity to give back, in that spirit, our 'Big Bang' family has made a meaningful contribution, and together, we'll share in the support of these future scholars, scientists and leaders.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.