Just for the record, how I feel right now is very terrific.

We come from a generation of people who need their TV or stereo playing all the time. These people so scared of silence. These soundaholics, these quietophobics.

If you're going to read this, don't bother.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.

Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.

Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.