Just for the record, how I feel right now is very terrific.

The girl's lover was gone, but his shadow was still there.

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly -- all these make for great stories.

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting.

Which is worse, hell or nothing?

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.

Demons are former celebrities who prey on their own insecurities.