I'm never going to have to work. None of my descendants are ever going to have to work; this is going to make me so much money. It was such a letdown when I realized that wasn't my invention.

I try to get centered: Watching white moon face The stars never feel anger Blah, blah, blah, the end

In the end, it's never what you worry about that gets you.

Sorry, mom. Sorry, God.

A writer’s job is to cultivate what can go wrong.

I hate how on TV they have to fill so many minutes. It means they have to put in anything, and by doing so they sort of trivialize news; news becomes this commodity that they need to fill dead time between commercials with.

Deliver me, Tyler, from being perfect and complete.