Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
Me with nothing left to lose, plotting my big revenge in the spotlight. Give me violent revenge fantasies as a coping mechanism.
Yes, terrible things happen, but sometimes those terrible things - they save you.
For the most part my friends can always be more entertaining than the tube ever can be.
What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.
After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting.