The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

When you're thinking about the rest of your life, you're never really thinking more than a couple years down the road.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

If you make people laugh too much, their blood becomes - I believe it is acidic as opposed to alkaline. It changes the oxygen level in the blood, and people are likelier to pass out at that point.

New carpet will exude poisonous formaldehyde for up to two years after it'd been laid. I know the feeling.

Tell the world what scares you most. Save the world with some advice from the future.

Do you know why most survivors of the Holocaust are vegan? It's because they know what it's like to be treated like an animal.