After a good-looking boy gives you rabies two, three times, you'll settle down and marry somebody less exciting for the rest of your life

Kids grow up connected to nothing these days, plugged in and living lives boosted to them from other people.

But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

I feel my heart ache, but I've forgotten what that feeling means.

The career of a movie star consists of helping everyone else forget their troubles. Using charm and beauty and good cheer to make life look easy.

Optimism is the first symptom that any disease is fatal.

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.