After a good-looking boy gives you rabies two, three times, you'll settle down and marry somebody less exciting for the rest of your life

You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?

Screenwriters get paid a hell of a lot more money but their level of frustration seems to be so high that I don't want that.

Having nothing to lose is the new wealth.

Rant Casey used to say, "No matter what happens, it's always now..." Talk about cryptic. I think what Rant meant was, we live in the present moment of reality, and no matter what's come before, no matter how much we loved a person or a dog, when it attacks us we'll react to that moment of danger.

Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just trained to be dissatisfied with what I have now?

I want my whole life lined with a topical anesthetic.