After a good-looking boy gives you rabies two, three times, you'll settle down and marry somebody less exciting for the rest of your life

The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club.

Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.

I believe in something. But I don't believe that anything can hold a grudge for long enough to condemn its creation to eternal punishment. Nobody can hold a grudge that long, even God.

More and more we are taught something throughout our growing up, our education, and continuously, no matter how much we believe in this thing, something comes up that forces us to revise our entire belief system. No matter whom you idolize, it turns out that Louis Armstrong collected vast amounts of pornography.

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

Some people still think knowledge is power.