When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes.

There are people out there who will not read books, but somehow they'll read my books.

I think in a way, you're doomed, once you can envision something. You're sort of doomed to make it happen. I've found that the moment I can envision leaving a relationship, that's usually the moment that the relationship starts to fall apart.

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

The voice says, maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do. The things you don't finish.

Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.