You hear the best stories from ordinary people. That sense of immediacy is more real to me than a lot of writerly, literary-type crafted stories. I want that immediacy when I read a novel.

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.

Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!

You can spend your whole life building a wall of facts between you and anything real.

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.

The body ages. grows. passes through near-lunatic phases of reproductive frenzy, but you are born and die essentially the same person. That... that is proof of your deathless soul.