My life has been about living like a monk and looking like a priest so that people will come up to me and tell me their most appalling stories. They have to make their confession to somebody, and it might as well be me.

It only takes one mistake,' the Dan Banyan guy says, 'and nothing else you ever do will matter.' With his empty hand, he takes one of my hands. His fingers feel hot, fever-hot, and pounding with his heartbeats. He turns my hand palm-up saying, 'No matter how hard you work or how smart you become, you'll always be known for that one poor choice.' He sets the blue pill on my palm, saying, 'Do that one wrong thing- and you'll be dead for the rest of your life.

We're the culture that cried wolf.

Everything you see is based on fact of a event thats already happen, Even light only travels so fast.

She drank a glass of wine and looked for something new to ruin with her lack of talent.

He was assaulting the world by assaulting himself.

On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair.