My life has been about living like a monk and looking like a priest so that people will come up to me and tell me their most appalling stories. They have to make their confession to somebody, and it might as well be me.

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone.

Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.

The world can be a lot bet­ter than we set­tle for. All you have to do is ask.

I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter.