I haven't had a TV in 10 years, and I really don't miss it. 'Cause it's always so much more fun to be with people than it ever was to be with a television.

Each wedding picture was less of a memento than a scar. Proof of some horror movie scenario Katherine Kenton has survived.

How I feel is cheap and used, dirty and humiliated. Dirty and tricked and thrown away.

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

What I mean is sometimes, for an artist, chronic pain can be a gift.

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.