You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

The world of American politics is more contentious than it has ever been in my lifetime.

You ever wonder when God's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?

As a culture, we believe that if we kill something, we've killed the issue. That's why so many books end with death, why so many plays end with death, because it's full resolution. I'm always curious to know what happens after Romeo and Juliet die. In a way, that's the beginning of the story. Maybe beyond the story is even better.

We are a nation of physical animals who have forgotten how much we enjoy being that. We are cushioned by this kind of make-believe, unreal world and have no idea what we can survive because we are never challenged or tested.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

Maybe the truth is I really want to like you instead.