The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

Demons are former celebrities who prey on their own insecurities.

Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

I realized that my book readings were boring me. I was going to go up there and read a passage and sleepwalk through the whole event and I needed to make it more interesting. I wanted to be running and jumping and do something so that the event would be so exciting. I had to trick myself into having fun every time.

How you're still always trapped. How your head is the cave, your eyes the cave mouth. How you live inside your head and only see what you want. How you only watch the shadows and make up your own meaning.