The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

There's an opposite to déjà vu. They call it jamais vu. It's when you meet the same people or visit places, again and again, but each time is the first. Everybody is always a stranger. Nothing is ever familiar.

After you hear even the shortest great story, it should fill you with a little bit of fear.

Real smarts begin when you quit quoting other people.

It's nice to see something more pathetic than I feel right now.

As an artist you organize your life so that you get a chance to paint, a window of time, but that's no guarantee you'll create anything worth all your effort. You're always haunt by the idea you're wasting your life.

Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.