I have a secret goal with my editor - he has asthma and uses his inhaler, and after I send him a new manuscript, I'll have his assistant phone me and tell me how many times he had to get his inhaler out while reading a draft. It's my secret laugh meter.
Chuck PalahniukA little old lady sitting at the front of the bus can do nothing to change civil rights.
Chuck PalahniukI'm not so much a good friend as I'm the savior who wants you to worship him forever.
Chuck Palahniuk