I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.
Chuck PalahniukFor the most part my friends can always be more entertaining than the tube ever can be.
Chuck PalahniukYou buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.
Chuck Palahniuk