I haven't shoplifted since I was 13.

Unless we have that moment of chaos, followed by the emotional release of realization, nothing will be remembered.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night? You see how fast reality fades away?

We are a nation of physical animals who have forgotten how much we enjoy being that. We are cushioned by this kind of make-believe, unreal world and have no idea what we can survive because we are never challenged or tested.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.