Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just trained to be dissatisfied with what I have now?

I'm living the life I love, I tell myself, and loving the life I live. I tell myself: I deserved this. This is exactly what I wanted.

I like to get people moving and jumping. I think it's good to add more emotion and chaos.

Maybe it's just a daughter's job to piss off her mother.

I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

Cults make people sing so hard for so long - because it over-oxygenates the blood and sets them up to faint.