Somehow it seems wrong to photograph a blind person. It’s like stealing something valuable they don’t even know they own.

We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts we learned, we never had the time to think.

A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.

You ever wonder when God's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.

Self improvement is masturbation.

The truth is . . . you think what people want you to think.