The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

We all have this moment, when your folks first see you as someone not growing up to be them.

Self improvement is masturbation.

Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way.

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

If emotion can create a physical action, then duplicating the physical action can re-create the emotion.

Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.