I hate how I don't feel real enough unless people are watching.

When someone walks in and you say "a six-foot-tall man," you miss the opportunity to describe what a six-foot-tall man would look like to your narrator, because how the narrator describes a six-foot-tall man says more about the narrator than about the man.

It's not love or anything, but I think I like you, too.

All major publishing houses have these big fat biographies sitting there, waiting for people to die. All you have to do is slap on the end and put in on the market. It's that kind of commoditization and completion of your life before you die - and this kind of imposition of a public idea of self that replaces the actual living self - that I find so frightening.

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

I tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil

There are bodies buried everywhere you just have to know where to look.