People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.

Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were.

I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation.

Until you find something to fight for, you settle for something to fight against.

The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them? Because we were out of raspberries. Because, can't they see, it just does not matter. Time was not of the essence.

A little old lady sitting at the front of the bus can do nothing to change civil rights.

I tagged a first-timer one night at fight club. That Saturday night, a young guy with an angel’s face came to his first fight club, and I tagged him for a fight. That’s the rule. If it’s your first night in fight club, you have to fight. I knew that so I tagged him because the insomnia was on again, and I was in a mood to destroy something beautiful.