Hey, you created me! I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

What you have to consider is the possibility that God doesn't like you. Could be, God hates us. This is not the worst thing that could happen.

I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation.

It’s weird to think the place where we’re standing will only be a point in the sky.

The only person we'll hate more than each other is ourselves.

Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit.

My writing has to excite people and depict or include their experiences. That's part of my process - to go out and interact with people. It's very much like an archival process. I understand that the Brothers Grimm would go out and get people talking so they could document folk tales that weren't being documented any other way. I try to offer a little bit of myself - some experience from my life that evokes stories in other people.