Somehow people have been sold on the idea that only professionals can entertain them, that only professionals can sing or tell jokes. And people are cut out of this creativity loop, and creativity is being limited to these large, centralized voices.

I always really curious to see how people interpret things. I know my version, and I'm kind of bored with my version so I want to see their version.

Her mom and dad are both doctors and want her to follow her dream, not turn out the way they have, no matter how much it costs them.

"This isn’t really death," Tyler says, "We’ll be legend. We won’t grow old." I tongue the barrel into my cheek and say, Tyler, you’re thinking of vampires.

Someday you will die, and until you know that, you're useless to me.

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as you’re drinking, drinking is okay. Two’s company. Drinking is fun. If there’s a bottle, even if your glass isn’t empty, a drunk, he’ll pour a little in your glass before he fills his own. This only looks like generosity.