Your being born makes your parents God. You owe them your life, and they can control you. Then puberty makes you Satan, just because you want something better.
Chuck PalahniukWe went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.
Chuck PalahniukRegret, Daisy knew, was the only confirmation of a well-lived life. If you didn't occasionally go too far, you weren't going anywhere.
Chuck Palahniuk