Mylife might be little and boring, but at least it’s mine - not some assembly-line, secondhand, hand-me-down life.

I hate how I don't feel real enough unless people are watching.

You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?

The career of a movie star consists of helping everyone else forget their troubles. Using charm and beauty and good cheer to make life look easy.

If you look at old pictures, Irene Casey is so pretty. Not just young, but pretty the way you look when your face goes smooth, the skin around your eyes and lips relaxed, the pretty you only look when you love the person taking the picture.

I'm always identifying some fallacy in my own life. I'm sort of making fun of myself by exploring and unpacking just why I'm sort of automatically thrown to be a certain way.

After a good-looking boy gives you rabies two, three times, you'll settle down and marry somebody less exciting for the rest of your life