You’re training a new employee,' says Mrs. Clark, 'to take over your boring old job.' When you raise a child.

Oh love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me. I'll be anybody you want me to be.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

I would say any behavior that is not the status quo is interpreted as insanity, when, in fact, it might actually be enlightenment. Insanity is sorta in the eye of the beholder.

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore." I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk