I don't remember the hotel rooms or the airports but I always remember the events.

Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.

Do you know why most survivors of the Holocaust are vegan? It's because they know what it's like to be treated like an animal.

What we think of as Halloween is really the product of media barons, city mayors, and candy-makers. You know, before the 1920s, Halloween was really a terrible, terrible night.

The cancer I don't have is everywhere now.

The last story you should write is the most important story. You should start with a story that is just an amusing, entertaining, fun story to write and learn your writing chops with the least important things before you start applying them to the most important things.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.