You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future.

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.

They're just words is all. Powerless. Vocabulary. Dialogue.

A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women.

What I mean is sometimes, for an artist, chronic pain can be a gift.

Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?" I say, goodnight. The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Real smarts begin when you quit quoting other people.