Nevertheless, if you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane. A child allows us to revisit the excitement we once felt about, well... everything. A generation later, our grandkids bump up our enthusiasm yet again. Reproducing is a kind of booster shot to keep us loving life.

Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.

The world of American politics is more contentious than it has ever been in my lifetime.

It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.

Going to work just looked crazy. Eating another meal, ever, made about as much sense as planting tulip bulbs in the shadow of a falling atom bomb.

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.