Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.
Chuck PalahniukA comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death.
Chuck PalahniukI'm really glad that I made a lot of mistakes, poorly chose my friends throughout my twenties, and didn't have a rocket trajectory that set me on one path without making any mistakes or having any setbacks. The older I get, the more I realize that it's all of these failed, horrible things from my past, and the stories that they generated, that are the things I will draw on for the rest of my life.
Chuck Palahniuk