Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.

It takes a lot to get people talking in airplanes. But once they start talking, you just can't shut them up.

If you look at old pictures, Irene Casey is so pretty. Not just young, but pretty the way you look when your face goes smooth, the skin around your eyes and lips relaxed, the pretty you only look when you love the person taking the picture.

Our purest form of joy comes when people we envy get hurt. That most genuine form of joy.

When you understand, that what you're telling is just a story. It isn't happening anymore. When you realize the story you're telling is just words, when you can just crumble up and throw your past in the trashcan, then we'll figure out who you're going to be.

Brandy is so attractive you could chop her head off and put it on blue velvet in the window at Tiffany's and somebody would buy it for a million dollars.

The damaged love the damaged. True fact.