Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.

Those who can forget the past are way ahead of the rest of us.

I hate how on TV they have to fill so many minutes. It means they have to put in anything, and by doing so they sort of trivialize news; news becomes this commodity that they need to fill dead time between commercials with.

The best fights don't occur between strangers. They occur between friends who trust each other.

We come from a generation of people who need their TV or stereo playing all the time. These people so scared of silence. These soundaholics, these quietophobics.

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Barbie doll, a vacuum cleaner. We're all such products.

Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.