Our purest form of joy comes when people we envy get hurt. That most genuine form of joy.

When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as you’re drinking, drinking is okay. Two’s company. Drinking is fun. If there’s a bottle, even if your glass isn’t empty, a drunk, he’ll pour a little in your glass before he fills his own. This only looks like generosity.

All human beings search for either reasons to be good, or excuses to be bad.

I don't want to die without any scars.

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.

We've spent so much time judging what other people created that we've created very, very little of our own.

It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.