People will listen to you only when they know you're dying, otherwise they're just waiting for their turn to talk.

Your heart is my piñata.

I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.

Brandy is so attractive you could chop her head off and put it on blue velvet in the window at Tiffany's and somebody would buy it for a million dollars.

When I see people talking on the internet about me or my work it's almost always more a description of themselves and so I never really think of myself as anything more than just who I always was.