That's why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. You can't control life, at least you can control your version.

The damaged loves the damaged.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I'd never have.

You have to jump into disaster with both feet.

In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display.