I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation.

You’re training a new employee,' says Mrs. Clark, 'to take over your boring old job.' When you raise a child.

If you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane.

Parenthood is the opiate of the masses.

Minimalism seems closest to the sophisticated storytelling of movies. Movies have really educated contemporary audiences to be the most intelligent, sophisticated audiences in history. We don't any longer need to have the relationship between one scene and the next explained. We will figure it out ourselves.

Maybe it's our sins that give God consolation when he finally has to give us cancer.

Now this is the first rule of fight club: There is nothing a blue collar Nobody in Oregon with a public school education can imagine that a million-billion people haven't already done.