Real smarts begin when you quit quoting other people.

His computer password is "password.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

What we call chaos is just patterns we haven’t recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher.

I came to Party Crashing because accidents happen. People you love will die. Nothing you treasure will last forever. And I need to accept and embrace that fact.

You can tell a more over-the-top incredible story if you use a nonfiction form.

These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.