If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

We kind of deny the stages of life.

I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.

What would Tyler Durden do?

In truth, the degree of anyone's success depends on how often they can say the word yes and hear the word no.

Anytime my work can coax bodily fluids out of someone, I'm happy.

For the first time in longer than I can remember, I feel peaceful. Not happy. Not sad. Not anxious. Not horny. Just all the higher parts of my brain closing up shop. The cerebral cortex. The cerebellum. That's where my problem is. I'm now simplifying myself. Somewhere balanced in the perfect middle between happiness and sadness. Because sponges never have a bad day.