Emotionally, in our minds, we get so filled with resentments where we've got a story about absolutely everything.

Brandy is so attractive you could chop her head off and put it on blue velvet in the window at Tiffany's and somebody would buy it for a million dollars.

My writing process isn't a very organized thing. The actual writing part is a tiny part of my life. I often write in public. I bring my laptop or write freehand in notebooks. Then, I'll read through them while I exercise or walk the dog. The very last thing I do is the sitting alone at the computer part.

History is filled with brilliant people who wanted to fix things and just made them worse.

We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are…Or we can decide for ourselves.

On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair.

Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.