It's not love or anything, but I think I like you, too.

After long enough, everyone in the world will be you enemy.

As the stupidest person in the room, I always had the most to gain.

It's funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than the artwork itself.

This wasn't any mere song and dance; here was a bold, blaring declaration howling itself into the empty face of death.

People didn't know who I was or why I was there, so they started inventing stories about me. I was a registered sex offender and I'd just been released from prison and was being forced to do community-service work. I was a murderer, an arsonist - all these horrific things had been projected on me because no one knew what to make of this white guy who showed up and made toast at 5 o'clock every morning.

A guy's calling to say he's failing algebra II. Just as a point of practice, I say, Kill yourself. A woman calls and says her kids won't behave. Without missing a beat, I tell her, Kill yourself. A man calls to say his car won't start. Kill yourself. A woman calls to ask what time the late movie starts. Kill yourself. She asks, "Isn't this 555-1327? Is this the Moorehouse CinePlex? I say, Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.