Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.

The greatest weapon any warrior can carry into battle is absolute certainty of her eternal soul.

If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes.

At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop.

Everyone's in their own personal coma.

I am nothing, and not even that.

Let me be the ring leader in your guilt gang-bang.