The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a time.

Self improvement is masturbation.

Some writers research in order to write. I write in order to research topics that interest me. Especially if I can meet with other people, in forums from illness support groups to phone-sex hotlines, and learn what other people know best.

It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.

If it is the case that love does survive death, then you may consider this to be a happy ending. Boy meets girl. Boy gets girl. Happily ever after or not.

We live and we die and anything else is just a delusion.

Everybody looks a little crazy if you're looking close enough and if you can't look that close, then you don't really love them.