On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

The only person we'll hate more than each other is ourselves.

Our culture has made us all the same. No one is truly white or black or rich, anymore. We all want the same. Individually, we are nothing.

My inventory of people who can save me is down to just me.

Cults make people sing so hard for so long - because it over-oxygenates the blood and sets them up to faint.

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

So often with beginning writers, the story that they want to start with is the most important story of their life - my molestation, my this, my horrible drug addiction - they want to tell that most important story, and they don't have the skills to tell it yet, so it ends up becoming a comedy. A powerful story told poorly becomes funny, it just makes people laugh behind their hands.