For the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn't such a great skill to have.
By the time you're thirty, your worst enemy is yourself.
When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes.
The future is just wasted on some people.
Anytime my work can coax bodily fluids out of someone, I'm happy.
The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.