you're doomed at being you.

Demons are former celebrities who prey on their own insecurities.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

The girl's lover was gone, but his shadow was still there.

The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.

You can't be beautiful," Brandy says about a thousand times, "until you feel beautiful.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.