A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death.

Just for the record, the weather today is increasing turmoil with a possible physical and emotional breakdown.

Griping isn't the same as creating something. Rebelling isn't rebuilding. Ridiculing isn't replacing. We've taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces.

The best fights don't occur between strangers. They occur between friends who trust each other.

There's worse that people can steal from you than money.

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.

The things you used to own, now they own you.