I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.

The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate.

Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by.

We come from a generation of people who need their TV or stereo playing all the time. These people so scared of silence. These soundaholics, these quietophobics.

Yes, these are bruises from fighting and I'm okay with that.

It’s a fun playtime. Please, don’t kill it with big words.

Sometimes the very best way to deal with unpleasant things is to depict them in ways that allow people to laugh at them and destroy the power of unsayable things, rather than refusing to acknowledge them.