If you worry about disaster all the time, that's what you're going to get.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

The liberator who destroys my property is fighting to save my spirit. The teacher who clears all possessions from my path will set me free.

Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can hurt like hell.

If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?

I hate how on TV they have to fill so many minutes. It means they have to put in anything, and by doing so they sort of trivialize news; news becomes this commodity that they need to fill dead time between commercials with.

My whole life is about forgetting. It's my most valuable job skill.