Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

At this rate, we'll never get to the future.

For the most part my friends can always be more entertaining than the tube ever can be.

you're a product just as much. a product of a product. the people who design cars, they're products, your teachers, products. the minister in your church, another product.

Find good in what the world says is evil.

You'll need to suffer to make any real art.

For the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn't such a great skill to have.