Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.

What you see at fight club is a generation of men raised by women.

Somehow it seems wrong to photograph a blind person. It’s like stealing something valuable they don’t even know they own.

Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

There are only patterns. Patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns, patterns hidden by patterns, patterns within patterns.