Everything is still falling apart.

The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.

It's all mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way money is power the same way a gun is power.

Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?

People will listen to you only when they know you're dying, otherwise they're just waiting for their turn to talk.

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s law firms who want to settle injury suits. Or it’s schools offering mail-order vocational degrees to make you a bookkeeper. A private detective. Or a locksmith. If you’re watching daytime television, this is your new demographic. You’re a drunk. Or a cripple. Or an idiot.