Everything is still falling apart.

He was the kind of boy any young girl should date while she's still able to recover.

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better.

If you can change the way people think. The way they see themselves. The way they see the world. If you do that, you can change the way people live their lives. That's the only lasting thing you can create.

These distraction-oholics. These focus-ophobics.