Want to talk third-wave feminism, you could cite Ariel Levy and the idea that women have internalized male oppression. Going to spring break at Fort Lauderdale, getting drunk, and flashing your breasts isn't an act of personal empowerment. It's you, so fashioned and programmed by the construct of patriarchal society that you no longer know what's best for yourself. A damsel too dumb to even know she's in distress.

If you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane.

The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won't commit to anything.

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.

Kids grow up connected to nothing these days, plugged in and living lives boosted to them from other people.

The only thing I shy away from is non-consensual violence. I can't write a story where someone is a simple victim because it's boring.

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.