With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake

Today is just one of those days the sun comes out to really humiliate you.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

A writer's job is to cultivate what can go wrong. You're always looking for that dramatic arc of where things can fail.

History is filled with brilliant people who wanted to fix things and just made them worse.

Mylife might be little and boring, but at least it’s mine - not some assembly-line, secondhand, hand-me-down life.