Every character sees the world through a framework of education and experience that they're proud experts about. To write a character, find out what they know best, and THEN you'll know how they'll describe a "hot day." Or a "pretty girl."

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

What if reality is nothing but some disease?

I have a lot of money.

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

You'll need to suffer to make any real art.